The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE
The new smash bros looks great
cat portal; i want one
THE DOGGY DAY
AT WALT DISNEY WORLD
I was wondering that myself
TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES